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  1. RETRO

    Musique Gothique

    Phackin' sheeeeeeeeeeit. Ce topic est trop best 4 business.
  2. RETRO

    Le sujet dont tout le monde se câlice

    Gamin en forah Aux temps préhistoriques, c'était Gamin en mom's basement. La théorie de l'évolution selon Darwin
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    Depotoir all-star

    Ouin.
  4. RETRO

    L'Art selon Cheval.

    Coudonc c'topic qui troue l'cul s'est retrouvé dans la Fosse, sti de caves ? ART goes with ART, sheeeeeeeeeet are you f*cking serious, mes knee-girlz ?
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    VINCENT BOUCHER

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    VINCENT BOUCHER

    Ils parlent de qui, wesh ? De l'autre tapette, là, HSW ?
  7. Ce n'est pas pour rien que Goéland figure parmi mes meilleurs potes virtuels. Je ne suis pas aussi smart que lui mais les Dieux d'Internet m'annonce un avenir prometteur selon quoi je suis dans leurs petits papiers pour devenir brillant grâce aux gens du dépotoir. Notamment, Esch. Je viens de voir cette bonne augure dans mon poop avant de le flusher, suivant une longue tradition ancestrale de sorciers voodoos d'Afrique, notre berceau à tous. Le cycle de la vie : Chie, mange. Mange, chie. Et ce qui sort du cul ressortira par le cul. Comme la bite. Merci, bonsoir.
  8. RETRO

    Années 80-90

    Post special U2 qui s'en vient Qui a dit "on s'en tape", je veux des noms. Et Special Kravitz, aussi. It's f*cking Xmas, mes knee-girlz, b*rdel de m*rde.
  9. RETRO

    L'astrologie c'est...

    Y'a des trucs sur le signe du Sagittaire que j'ai lus ce matin dans mon journal qu'avaient l'air vrais !
  10. RETRO

    Rap / Hip-Hop

    Ce soir, on vous met. Ce soir, on vous met 2 coups d'avance.
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    Depotoir all-star

    1. 2.
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    Rap / Hip-Hop

    Burberry trench raincoat You smoke oregano, I'm smoking on the cat piss I'ma be real ya' know, when I whip my dick out She said "too big, gotta map this" Oh my God, Ronny! Ayy I want this life forever, I want that money forever All of my diamonds are better, I want two bitches together I want this life forever, I want that money forever All of my diamonds are better, I want two bitches together I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I want this life forever, I want that money forever All of my diamonds are better, I want two bitches together Droppin' the top on my coupe, uh I fuck that bitch she like ooh, uh I got the space in my shoes, uh I do not know how to lose, uh I got my jewelry that's sparkling I'm ballin' ballin' like Barkley I'm rolling up, big broccoli You are a lame, don't talk to me, ayy I want that money forever, I'm in designer forever I got two bitches together, I get these bitches whenever Eyes on my feet, that's Fendi, places on me that's offending Big big racks, no bendin' I want this life forever, I want that money forever All of my diamonds are better, I want two bitches together I want this life forever, I want that money forever All of my diamonds are better, I want two bitches together I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I want this life forever, I want that money forever All of my diamonds are better, I want two bitches together Hotline Bling, Drake price for a feature Ten toes down, no bleachers, mm Where The Wild Things Are, I am a creature Goose golden egg for a feature, uh All black fleece on my neck Y-3 Looking like I am the fucking Grim Reaper, uh Your bitch a tweaker, molly she geeker Hold on my dick she get neater, uh Shh, I am so high, just like it Futurama, bitch I'm Fry, uh, yuh Just like she Yoshi When she see my dick is how she gon' ride, ayy I cannot speak no bilingual Yo' bitch see my dick give it tickle, uh, yuh Why yo' bitch smell like a pickle? I pull up with metal and nickel, uh, yuh Ice on my wrist like a icicle Might spawn on yo' bitch like a freckle, uh, yuh I just might chuckle like Chuckie 'Cause saved me some money like gecko, uh I want this life forever, I want that money forever All of my diamonds are better, I want two bitches together I want this life forever, I want that money forever All of my diamonds are better, I want two bitches together I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I'm on a whole 'nother level, ooh I want this life forever, I want that money forever All of my diamonds are better, I want two bitches together Réfléchis à 2 fois avant de l'ouvrir car le Klub a toujours 2 coups d'avance dans ta chatte. It's just another day 4 U ... [Hook]x2 We making this money all day; We making this money all night Cop that new chain I just might; I ain't even have to think twice Grab the tree, I got the light Grab the drink, I got the Sprite I ain't even have to think twice I ain't even have to think twice [Verse 1} Turn up, I do not give a fuck; This Hennessy up in my cup I'm smoking more gas than a truck My eyesight could use some punch Seven days made a week; Hoes switching up clothes in my seat Got skate clothes on my feet My money's so old it's antique I'm so hot my chain gotta know I'm swimming through money like Frost Got designer all in my pants I hear you talking that stuff Got all these dudes talking that shit Stay making money, no limits; They hatin on how I live Got 30k on all my wrist Niggas say that I changed I went from broke to rich My ice so bright, that you didn't notice this We out here... [Hook]x2 We making this money all day; We making this money all night Cop that new chain I just might; I ain't even have to think twice Grab the tree, I got the light Grab the drink, I got the Sprite I ain't even have to think twice I ain't even have to think twice [Verse 2] This bad bitch all on me She got the juice like Capri She suck me down like Kirby What a lovely life this could be Let me show you how it be When you live your life like a G Imma Ride out, then slide out to my hideout with my T And right now got a bad bitch In the night gown from top down Im in the battlefield everyday; Never sleep, probably getting head 2000 in the jacket, spending money is a habit Got a full house, Bob Saget Got two hoes, named DJ and Stephanie They ratchet They see my money it's stackin How the fuck did this happen Living out what we rappin
  13. RETRO

    Hard Rock ou Métal Mélodique

    Here we go 4 sum Classick Mélorick Heavy Métal. I move away it don't do me no good Three thousand miles don't help like I thought it would Help me, beggin' you please You got the power down on my knees Give me some kind of life Leave me be Take these chains off Take 'em off my heart Reach out to me, as if from the grave I tried to run but I'm tied to you like a slave It's my fault loving you so You were so precious, how could I know You turned mean overnight Poor poor me Take these chains off Take 'em off my heart I don't owe you anything Why don't you get out of my life Through it all the memories cling And I can't sleep at night Help me I'm beggin' you please You've got the power, down on my knees Give me some kind of life Leave me be Take these chains off Take 'em off my heart
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    Changement majeur...

    Askip le truc à la mode dans les cours d'école, consiste à remplacer les billes par des petites couilles. Allez, allez. On balance. Next joke sur les trans !
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